The Fish Magnate begins to list what he’s caught out here. “Coho, browns,
lakers, kings, rainbows, Atlantic salmon, humpies, coasters, Skamania,
herring. Last week Jumbotron got a five-pound whitefish. You remember hearing
about his northern?”
I do. Forty-two inches and 23 pounds. Thought he had a snag. No teeth on
the bottom, an ancient fish. It’s on the wall now.
I admit that I’m not familiar with coasters and learn that they’re football-shaped
brook trout that reside permanently in the lake. Skamania are a summer-spawning
steelhead. Other species have variety. There’s a strain of lake trout called
fatties that were planted long ago in Canada to be harvested for fish oil
for the Japanese.
“Their belly starts right under their chin. Only way to cook them is if
you have a 55-gallon drum to draw off the oil.”

When fishing, the main thing is not to get skunked. But
sometimes things turn out even better by the end of the day.
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BY JASON RICE
The good lakers are Mackinaws, also called “leaners.” Yesterday, when we
drove up here but got chased off the lake by high winds, a guy came in
with a laker the exact size of Jumbotron’s northern. Talk about your footballs.
I think about what the Fish Magnate said. Isn’t that the allure of fishing,
never knowing what’s going to happen next? It puts you right where you
need to be, smack dab in the middle of now. Ray, one hand on the Evinrude,
the other holding a ham-and-cheese, has that watery big-as-the- ocean look
in his eyes. He’s there.
Between the action and the Fish Magnate’s stories, the day flies. As we
circle the mouth of the Presque Isle of Porcupine Mountain Wilderness State
Park, Ray tells me how Eaglebeak once went scuba diving in the river.
“There’s an underground cut with holes 30 to 40 feet deep. That boy came
flying out of the water after seeing what’s in there. Thirty-pound northerns,
huge walleyes, brook trout, carp. There’s even sturgeon. You want to have
fun? Come out and anchor in the mouth in July, fish with worms and slip
bobbers.”
I figure if a quarter of the Fish Magnate’s claims are true, it’s worth
a try. Of course, 25 percent might be stretching it.
The day gets even warmer, the wind stays dead. My long johns are gone,
I’m shirtless. I drop a foot in the water, time how long I can leave it
in. Twenty-three seconds. Could we swim the couple hundred feet to shore?
The Fish Magnate shakes his head. “Don’t count on it.”
We talk about the Big Pond. “How far you think it is from here to Thunder
Bay?” he asks.
I’ve driven it, an eight-hour trip, so that must be 400 miles. Making allowances
for the curve of the lake, I figure 250.
“Try 80,” Ray tells me. Later I check. It’s closer to 150, but still far
less than I imagined. So he exaggerated. He’s a fisherman. Loose facts,
genuine truth.
“What’s your best day of fishing ever?”
“You
mean tonnage? One day up by Wetass Creek we coulda filled the boat with
lake trout. You couldn’t go 20 feet without catching one. Had to troll
one line. Then again, it can be like this.”
There’s been no action for the last hour.
“Course, five minutes from now we could have our limit.”
As I say, the Fish Magnate is a true fisherman. The best ever moment of
fishing is the next one.
We chew sandwiches - it takes Ray three chomps to devour his third - and
shoot the breeze about White Pine Mine, where the Fish Magnate worked in
the ’80s. The employees owned 20 percent. When the mine closed, Ray got
a nice settlement.
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I play the fish more slowly than necessary, savoring the singing of the
line, the splashes and dashes of the run. By 2:30 we’ve caught another
on the way past Black River Harbor, then trolled the half-mile west to
Hippo Head, a big rock peeking out of the water. There we hit a fish out
deeper. He noses down. Takes me 15 minutes to pull in the laker. Six in
the box.
A flock of sea gulls sits on the lazy lake. Once in a while a few fly,
then swoop at a smelt. I ask why the gulls aren’t bothering us.
“The Finlanders think they’re albino ducks,” says the Fish Magnate, sighting
in with an imaginary rifle. “They keep their distance from boats around
here.” Is he serious? I don’t know. It doesn’t much matter.
We’re off the water an hour later with five cohos, two browns and the laker.
And a sunburn. Not bad for April g’darn 20th. As gallons of the Big Pond
drain out of the trailered Minnow, the Fish Magnate says, “I’m about
ready to get me a new boat.”
I nod. Same thing he said last year. And the year before.
We crest the hill and look back at the lake. Ray marvels at the calm. “Those
ant belches, you can’t see them from a mile. You can see them from four.”
“I hate to say it, but for once, Fish Magnate, you’re wrong.”
“How’s that?”
“Those aren’t ants. They’re smelts.”
Tom Joseph lives, writes and, of course, fishes in Manitowish Waters, Wisconsin.
His work has appeared in anthologies and national magazines.
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